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The Callous Daoboys - Celebrity Therapist [Emerald Coke Bottle Ghost]

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Celebrity Therapist [Emerald Coke Bottle Ghost] Vinyl

Name: The Callous Daoboys - Celebrity Therapist [Emerald Coke Bottle Ghost]
Brand: MNRK Heavy
SKU: EOM-LP-46690
Price: 29.99 USD
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Here's your backstage pass to the sonic circus that is The Callous Daoboys' Celebrity Therapist, spinning wildly on a luxurious emerald coke bottle ghost vinyl. Limited to a mere 1000 copies, this 180g heavyweight LP is as collectible as it is chaotic.

Emerging in 2022, this album crash-lands into the post-hardcore scene with the flair of a hyper-theatrical act, echoing the chaotic brilliance of acts like The Dillinger Escape Plan. Celebrity Therapist is a psychoanalytic tour-de-force, where contemplation and self-awareness crash against the orthodoxies of heavy music. It’s a searing examination of life's cyclical nature, oscillating between introspection and those requisite ‘fuck you’ moments relished by any self-respecting heavy band.

With tracks like Violent Astrology and What Is Delicious? Who Swarms?, the album paints its bold strokes with complex rhythms and lyrical barbs. A Brief Article Regarding Time Loops reflects on history repeating itself, inviting listeners to ponder life’s intricate dance. The Callous Daoboys, influenced by the likes of Glassjaw and Fall Out Boy while dipped in the ether of Sigur Rós and Radiohead, craft an aural experience that is part frenzy, part philosophy.

As a collector’s treasure, this stunning emerald ghost vinyl embodies the album’s essence - a uniquely twisted gem that embodies the distillation of the band’s creative ferocity and theatrical elegance. Celebrate the chaos and claim your piece of audio architecture.

UPC: 634164669010

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The Callous Daoboys - Celebrity Therapist [Emerald Coke Bottle Ghost]

$29.99

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